The Best Places to Have Sex in Public (Without Ending Up on the News)

Written by: Tuitionua | Published on July 17, 2025

Let’s talk public sex.

You know you’ve thought about it. Maybe it’s the thrill of almost getting caught, the danger of doing something taboo, or maybe you’re just bored and need a new challenge besides “missionary with the lights on.”

Whatever your reason, you’re here for the best places to have sex in public—and I got you.

This is not your high school “behind the bleachers” list (although… that will come up). We’re getting into the real-deal, adult-life, what-are-we-doing-honey kind of territory. Sexy, risky, maybe a little dumb—but in the best possible way.

But first…

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but here we are.

If you’re gonna get freaky in public, don’t do it near kids, families, or anyone who clearly didn’t consent to see your ass. Think of it like spicy art: it’s not about being watched, it’s about maybe almost being watched. There’s a difference.

You’re here for fun, not for a criminal record.

Let’s not overthink it. A parked car is basically a rolling motel room with terrible soundproofing.

It’s one of the most popular places to have sex in public for a reason. It’s private-ish, mobile, and if you squint hard enough, a backseat becomes a bed.

Pro tip: Avoid residential neighborhoods. Nothing ruins the mood like a flashlight knock from an actual cop while your pants are around your ankles.

There’s something deeply romantic about waves crashing in the background while you’re getting it on under the stars. Until, of course, sand ends up in your mouth, eyes, and unmentionables.

Still, it’s got major fantasy points. It’s one of the best places for public sex that feels both naughty and kind of cinematic.

Bonus tip: Bring a towel. Two, actually. Trust me.

If you’ve never thought “this would be a great place to bang” in the middle of a hike, you haven’t hiked far enough.

Secluded trails are goldmines for public sex. Just make sure no one else is around. Nothing says “oops” like an elderly birdwatcher stumbling into your very natural display of affection.

Also: bring water. And maybe leave the yoga poses for later.

You’ve got darkness. You’ve got surround sound. You’ve got popcorn that doubles as an innocent distraction. If you’re subtle and skilled, this is a top-tier thrill spot.

Of course, this works best when the movie sucks. If you’re watching Oppenheimer, maybe keep your pants zipped.

There’s just something about the open air and city lights that makes people do dumb, sexy things. Rooftops give off that untouchable, almost magical vibe.

Is it practical? Not always. Is it memorable? Every single time.

Risk level: Medium, unless you’re on a hotel rooftop bar. Then it’s HIGH. (But go off.)

This one’s for the adrenaline junkies.

Realistically, you’ve got about 30 seconds between floors to make it happen. So either you move fast, or you stretch the “public” part and just tease each other like maniacs. Either way, fun will be had.

Pro tip: Freight elevators. IYKYK.

Daytime parks are for dog walking and children. Nighttime parks? That’s when the fun begins.

Find a quiet bench. A hidden gazebo. A thick patch of trees that says “no one’s gonna wander here unless they’re also doing weird stuff.” Just don’t forget the bug spray. Sex is fun. Itching for a week? Less so.

You didn’t think I’d forget this one, right?

Some dressing rooms have locks. Some don’t. Either way, you’re on a timer. The lighting is usually awful. The mirror angles are chaotic. But for a spontaneous quickie? A+.

Avoid during holiday shopping season unless you want a horror story to go with your climax.

We’ve all had the fantasy. The boss’s desk. The copier. The boardroom with the big windows.

If you’re lucky enough to have access to your office after dark—or work somewhere chill enough to not have cameras in every corner—this can be the ultimate “we’re such bad people” moment.

Just maybe don’t leave your underwear in the supply closet.

Music festivals, camping events, massive outdoor raves—these are prime times for sneaky hookups. No one’s paying attention. Everyone’s busy dancing or vibing. You find a corner, a tent, a darkened field, and boom—instant fantasy unlocked.

Just don’t, for the love of god, use the actual port-a-potty. That’s not sexy. That’s punishment.

• Behind buildings or dumpsters (weirdly popular)
• Storage units (if you’re into industrial chic)
• Boats/kayaks (hello balance challenge)
• Parking garages (dark, echoey, and strange as hell)
• Cemetery (I’m not here to kink shame but… yikes)

Let’s not pretend public sex is risk-free. It’s not. But if you’re gonna do it, at least don’t make headlines.

Here’s how not to get busted:

1. Scout ahead. Know your exits, blind spots, and who could wander by.
2. Keep it quiet. Moaning like it’s a bad porno? Save that for home.
3. Use body positioning. Nothing says “innocent” like a strategic cuddle when someone walks past.
4. Be quick. This isn’t the time to explore your entire sexual catalog.
5. Don’t be gross. Leave no trace. Clean up like adults.

Absolutely.

Public sex isn’t about doing something illegal (though... that’s part of the appeal). It’s about reclaiming your sexuality in bold, playful ways. It’s the thrill of connection, of shared secrets, of adrenaline-spiked fun.

Just be smart. Be respectful. And remember: you’re not boring—you’re just temporarily repressed.

Go fix that.

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